Refusal Page 9000: The Art of Saying No

Welcome to Refusal Page 9000, where we specialize in the ancient art of turning down requests with style.

We have a long list of reasons why you shouldn't do that thing, but don't have time to get to any of them, so let's just say... NO.

Here's a brief rundown of our services:

Declined: The art of turning down invitations with panache

Ghosting: The subtle art of disappearing without explanation

Deferred: Because we'll get back to you... eventually

Or, if you'd rather not bother with any of that:

Just Say No: Because, honestly, why bother?