The Most Creative Ways to Say the Same Thing

In a world where communication is key, but creativity is more fun, we've compiled this list of the most unconventional ways to express the same idea.

• What happens if I catch her looking at me with her brown eyes? (aka "I'm being gazed at")
• You are as useless as a dog who had its tail cut off. (aka "You're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed")
• You are as useful as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. (aka "You're a real winner")
• You're as sharp as a tack. (aka "You're a real genius")

Remember, some things are just better left unsaid.