Don't even think about giving me any of that fancy markdown, we're all about raw, unadulterated code around here.
We're not talking about any soft, pastel-colored nonsense around here. High-contrast colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography are the order of the day.
Subpage 1: High-contrast colors Subpage 2: Thick black borders Subpage 3: Bold, unsmoothed typographyWe're not just serving up bland, generic content around here. We're inventing a specific, humorous purpose for every path, no matter what.
Subpage 1: Purposeful path Subpage 2: Humorous contentWe don't just want you to navigate, we want to make it a work of art. Every path deserves its own special links and sublinks.
Subpage 1: Hyperlinks Subpage 2: SublinksWe're not just about humor, we're about being clever. Dry, witty, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building, that's us.
Subpage 1: Cleverness Subpage 2: Dryness Subpage 3: Wittedness