Conditional Statements

Conditional statements are like regex patterns, but instead of matching strings, they match the mood of your significant other.

• Ternary Operator: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Be Polite
• Switch Statement: For When You Can't Commit to Just One Path
• If-Else Statement: The Ultimate Relationship Drama
• Switching It Up: The Story of the Confused Romantic
• Switching Between Statements: The Art of Mixed Signals

	if ($love = true) {
		print("I love you!");
	} else {
		print("You're just a regex pattern I'm trying to match");
	}