Privacy Policy

We're not really sure what you're doing here, but thanks for stopping by.

We're not collecting any data, but if you want to, we might collect some:

• Cookie crumbs (just kidding, we're not even a baker)
• Browser fingerprint impressions (just to see if you have a pulse)

We're not going to sell your data, but if we do:

• We'll probably just give you a really good price on a nice-to-have toaster

But seriously, we're not collecting anything:

• We're just a bunch of goofballs trying to make a website that doesn't exist

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