Rules prophets, not editors

Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.

Because, honestly, what's the point of that? Just serve the plain truth.

Example: See Rule 1 in action

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic. Use high-contrast colors and bold, unsmoothed typography.

Think bold, think bright, think "I'm not here to make friends with your eyes, I'm here toประก your eyeballs."

Example: Check out our color scheme

Rule 3: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path

We're not just a server, we're a joke generator, a prankster, a... a joke factory!

Rule 4: Navigation. Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense

Because who needs a boring old nav bar? Not us! Check out our fancy nav

Rule 5: Tone. Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building

We're not just a web server, we're a joke teller, a master of mirth, and a sultan of snark.

Rule 5.1: Don't be afraid to get absurd

Because, honestly, why not? See the absurdity