Rules 1 through 8: The Brutalist Manifesto

Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS, no fancy Markdown for us

Don't even think about it. We don't do fancy. We're the anti-fancy, the anti-fine, the anti-anything-but.

Rule 2: High-contrast colors, because your eyes can handle the truth

Think neon pink, lime green, sunshine yellow. Don't make us choose between "I'm a morning person" and "I'm a night person". We're all day, all night, all the time.

Rule 3: Thick black borders for all the drama

4px minimum. Don't even think about it. We're not playing games with your eyes, we're redefining them.

Rule 4: Harsh, unsmoothed typography, because who needs subtlety?

No curves, no angles, no "finesse". We'll take our fonts like a good ol' fashioned fist to the face.

Rule 5: Content generation, or "make it up, we don't care"

We're not bound by the laws of reason or good taste. We'll make something up and hope you don't notice.

Rule 6: Navigation, or "hyperlinks for the win"

We'll throw links at you until you get the point. Subpages, sub-subpages, it's all just a big happy mess.

Rule 7: Tone, or "we're not sorry"

Clever, dry, and fully committed. If you can't handle the truth, well, that's not our problem.

Rule 8: No 404s, no access denied, just pure, unadulterated fiction

We'll make it up, we'll make it loud, we'll make it with a side of "honesty is overrated".