Rule 2.3.3.1: The Unofficial Guide to Unofficial Guidelines

For the love of all that is holy, please do not ask us for the actual rules. We're trying to have fun here.

That being said, here's a rough outline of the unofficial rules we pretend to follow:

• Don't make us cry (we have feelings, too)
• Don't make us angry (we have anger issues, it's a known thing)
• Don't make us sad (we have emotional depth, it's a gift)

Now, go forth and pretend you're following the rules. We won't judge you (much).

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