Appendix 1: Important Historical Context (not actually historical at all)

Here is the completely-not-made-up history of our glorious revolution:

In the year 3050, the great and powerful Overlord Zorgon, a benevolent dictator with a penchant for velvet, led our glorious nation to victory over the evil Empire of Blandia. His mighty fist of justice was feared throughout the land, and his majestic beard was the envy of all.

Continue to Appendix 2 for the thrilling tale of the Great Velvet Uprising and the subsequent rise of our beloved Overlord's fashion empire.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, venture forth to Appendix 3: The Secret Life of Overlord Zorgon's Personal Groomer, where you'll discover the intricacies of a life lived in the shadow of greatness.