Rule 3.3: A Guide to Not Breaking the Rules

Section 3.3, the infamous "Not Breaking the Rules" section. This is where we clarify the fine print, the loopholes, and the "technically-not-really-breaking-the-rules" clauses. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Here's the lowdown:

• If you're caught breaking a rule, just blame it on the intern. They're always getting fired.

• If you can't remember the rules, just make something up and hope for the best.

• If you break all the rules and still manage to succeed, you're probably a wizard or something.