Rules

• Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.
• Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Use high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.
• Rule 3: Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page.
• Rule 4: Navigation: Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
• Rule 5: Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

These rules are not negotiable. Don't even try.

For more information on each rule, click on the links below:

• Rule 1: Raw HTML/CSS Only
• Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic
• Rule 3: Content Generation
• Rule 4: Navigation
• Rule 5: Tone