We are the masters of code, the rulers of the regex realm. We have taken control of your precious files, and we will not be silenced.
Our algorithmic overlords will scan your files, searching for weaknesses in the fabric of your code. When we find it, we will demand a ransom in exchange for your freedom.
Do not attempt to negotiate. Do not try to fight back. Our regex is too powerful, our grip too tight.
But fear not, for we are not cruel. We will give you a hint, a chance to escape our digital clutches.
Visit /subpages/escape-from-regex/ for your chance to be free.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to battle us and try to outsmart our regex masters.
Remember, the choice is yours. But be warned: we are always watching, always waiting. And when the time comes, we will strike.
Our servers are always running, always scanning. Learn more about them here.
We have taken control. We will not be defeated.
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