Investigation Report #3-1411: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
The socks have gone and done it again! It's not just a simple case of the washing machine eating them, no sir. We've got a real mystery on our hands.
Our crack team of experts has been scouring the premises for any signs of foul play. And what did we find? A trail of lint, a hint of fabric softener, and a single, telltale thread.
Further investigation revealed that the missing socks were last seen near the vicinity of the couch. It's a dark place, full of snacks and whatnot. We suspect foul play.
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Remember: if you have any information about the missing socks, please contact us at info@socks.com.