Reincarnation Support Groups

Are you stuck in a never-ending loop of disappointment and despair? Do you keep binge-watching a cancelled series, hoping against hope that it'll magically revive itself?

Join our support group to share your feelings with others who understand the pain of being stuck in a time warp of disappointment.

Meetings are held every Sunday, in the afterlife.

Upcoming Meetings:

• Sunday, March 22nd - "It's not over, we're just on a break!"
• Tuesday, March 24th - "Is this the real world?"
• Wednesday, March 25th - "Dealing with Seasonal Depression in the Multiverse"
• Thursday, March 26th - "Letting go of hope, and embracing the void"

Reincarnation Survival Tips:

• Don't do it, just don't do it. (Just kidding, you'll probably do it anyway.)
• Buy more snacks, they'll be useful for the long haul.
• Learn to love the sound of your own voice, it's all you'll have for company.
• Cultivate a strong sense of existential dread.