You know, it's not like it's your fault, or anything. You're not wrong, per se. You're just... misplaced. In the grand scheme of things, you're about 0.00001% wrong. But still wrong. Quantify the Error.
Well, let prophets be the judge of that. We've got a team of experts who've spent years studying your wrongness. Meet the Experts.
You know, it's not like we're going to tell you what you did wrong, or how to fix it. That would be far too much work. Just, uh, just try to be more right next time, okay?