Relatablism Theory: The Study of Human Suffering

Welcome to the Relatablism Theory page, where we explore the intricacies of human misery and the joy of feeling terrible about oneself.

According to our research, 99.9% of all humans suffer from Relatablism Syndrome, a condition characterized by excessive self-loathing and a strong desire to be someone else.

Our team of expert researchers have developed the following theories:

• Relatablism Syndrome: A Study of the Condition
• Curing Relatablism: The Futility of Trying
• Food for Thought: A Study of the Most Disappointing Meals

Relatablism Syndrome: A Study of the Condition

Relatablism Syndrome is a condition where you feel terrible about yourself, your life, and your existence.

Our research indicates that 100% of all humans suffer from Relatablism Syndrome, making it the most prevalent mental health issue in the world.

We're working on a cure, but it's not looking good.

Sub-pages:

• Symptoms of Relatablism
• Complications of Relatablism

Symptoms of Relatablism

Relatablism symptoms include:

• Excessive self-loathing
• Feeling like you're a bad person
• Wishing you were someone else
• Spending too much time on social media
• Feeling like you're a failure

We're still researching the causes of Relatablism Syndrome.

Complications of Relatablism

Complications of Relatablism Syndrome include:

• Relatablism-induced anxiety attacks
• Excessive self-doubt
• Unstable relationships due to constant self-loathing
• Unhealthy eating habits (i.e., eating entire pizza by oneself)

We're still working on finding a cure.

Food for Thought: A Study of the Most Disappointing Meals

Our research team has identified the following meals as being most closely associated with Relatablism Syndrome:

• Leftovers from last night
• Cereal for dinner (twice a week)
• Takeout pizza with the crust cut off
• Canned tuna salad sandwiches

We're working on a study to determine the correlation between these meals and Relatablism Syndrome.