Abandoned Tech - The Bane of Progress

Where innovation goes to die.

Featured Projects

• Steam Powered Toaster
• Automated Pet Rock
• Robotic Folding Lamp

Our Team

Meet the team that brought you these groundbreaking failures:

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, CTO
• Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, CTO (his wife)
• Bob, Intern