It's a well-known fact that dogs are the laziest creatures in the animal kingdom. They can't even be bothered to chase their own tails, let alone a cat.
Here are a few reasons why dogs are so... underwhelming:
- They're too busy sleeping all day to do any real work.
- Their "intelligence" is only rivaled by that of a moderately intelligent toaster.
- They're only good at sniffing things that are already obvious (i.e., a fart in the room).
- Their "cute" antics are just a cover for their true nature: soulless, brainless, and completely unimpressive.