You know what they say: couples therapy is the key to a happy, healthy marriage. But let's be real, who needs that much emotional labor?Why should you be stuck in a room with a stranger and your partner while they both try to figure out why you're both secretly secretly judging each other for eating the last slice of pizza?

No, no, no. You can have a perfectly happy, perfectly healthy marriage with just a few simple hacks.

Here are a few of our favorites:

1. 1. Don't say anything - This is the most important rule in any relationship. Just nod, smile, and pretend you're listening.
2. 2. Only eatประก the food you like - No need to compromise on anything, especially if you're eating a whole box of donuts by yourself.
3. 3. Never actually do anything together - Who needs quality time when you can just be in the same house, doing your own thing?