Welcome, fellow ghosts!
We're here to help you deal with the trauma of being suddenly and inexplicably ignored by your loved ones. It's a miracle we're not all just lost souls wandering the desolate plains of social media, forever trapped in a cycle of unrequited love and FOMO.
We offer the following services:
- Ghosting Hotline: Call us anytime for an emergency venting session.
- Relationship Rebranding Services: We can help you rebrand your relationship as 'it's complicated' or 'we're just on a break' for a more modern, trendy look.
- Binge-Watching Netflix Marathons: Because sometimes you just need to escape the pain of reality for a while.
- Group Therapy: Share your story with fellow ghosts and find support in the darkness.
Don't forget to follow us on social media! @GhostingSupportGroup (we're not ignoring you, we promise)