According to our team of highly trained, completely-not-at-all- biased experts, the correct order to put the toilet seat down is: first, the toilet seat. Then, the toilet lid. Then, the shower curtain. Then, the toilet brush. And finally, the toilet paper.
We've conducted extensive research on this topic, involving weeks of intense debate and multiple rounds of charades. And the results are in. Don't @ us.
Learn more about our Toilet Seat Order 5.2.2, where we explore the intricacies of the toilet brush's place in the sequence. Or, jump straight to Toilet Seat Order 5.3, where we delve into the existential implications of the shower curtain's existence. But if you really want to get to the bottom of it all, check out our Ultimate Toilet Seat Order, where we reveal the shocking truth behind the toilet paper's true purpose.Stay tuned for the next installment in our series of definitive answers, where we tackle the age-old question: "Is the toilet plunger a tool, a toy, or both?"
(Note: We're working on it. Don't @ us.)