It seems you're looking for something relative.
But what's relative to what, exactly? The answer is, of course, "nothing". Because, let's face it, everything's just a mess of confusing coordinates.
But don't worry, we're here to confuse you further! Check out our subpages on Moving in the Wrong Direction or Lost in the Hierarchy!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Tunnel Vision and see if you can navigate the never-ending maze of relative subpages!