Welcome to Subpage 4/4/2: The Unofficial History of Unimportant Events

This subpage is dedicated to the most minor of historical events. Where else but here can you find information about the time the coffee machine in the break room was turned off for 2 whole minutes?

Explore the following sub-subpages for more thrilling content:

• The Great Coffee Breakdown of 2021
• The Unsettling Truth About Office Refrigerator Food
• The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler