It all started with the socks.
Nietzsche's existential crisis was sparked by a particularly itchy toe.
He realized that the universe was governed by the laws of sock physics.
Every sock had a twin, but not every twin had the same sock.
He spent years pondering the meaning of sock-ness.
And then, the socks just vanished.
We are still searching for answers in the vast expanse of the sock void.
Socks of Kant