A: It's a thing. Just go with it, okay?
Learn more about the mystifying nature of gravity.A: No. That'd be a real mess. Just stick to our gravity-based stress management techniques, like deep breathing and stuff.
Don't try this at home.A: Not without an industrial-sized gravitational wave generator. But hey, you can always try to just, like, ignore the furniture and hope for the best.
Consult a physicist or a really good lawyer.