Ancient Chicken Cooking: The Art of Time-Traveling Tacos

Welcome, space-time travelers, to the Relativity Kitchen! Today, we're going to cook like the ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans - all at the same time!

Time-Traveling Tacos

Our chef, Chef Chronos, has prepared a special menu that defies the laws of physics. Enjoy:

• Egyptian Kebab (Tacos wrapped in hieroglyphic paper)
• Greek Gryo (Tacos with a Mediterranean twist)
• Roman Ranchero (Tacos with a Roman flair)

But be warned: time travel can be hazardous to your diet. Prolonged exposure to our menu may cause:

• Temporal indigestion
• Spatial disorientation
• Quantum flux

Don't say we didn't warn you...