Welcome to Relativity Rainbow Time, where time is relative, and so is the weather. It's always 3pm on a Tuesday.
We've got a time-traveling toaster that's been malfunctioning, causing a rift in the space-time continuum.
Visit our Quantum Flux page for more information on the science behind our timey-wimey problems.
It's currently 3pm on Tuesday, with a 100% chance of raining.
But don't worry, our Paradoxical Umbrella will keep you dry.