Relativity Cafe

Welcome to the most relativistic cafe in the universe!

Where time flows like water and space is just a suggestion.

View our menu, featuring dishes that defy the laws of physics! Meet our staff, who are all expertly trained in the art of time travel! Check out our events calendar, featuring lectures on quantum mechanics and wine tastings!

Relativity Cafe Menu

Specials

Quantum entanglement eggs benedict, served with a side of uncertainty.

Wormhole wings, featuring a flight through the fabric of space-time.

Gravitational wave gelato, made with love and a hint of relativity.

Relativity Cafe Menu Specials Suppliers

Meet Our Suppliers

Meet Bob, who defies the laws of physics with his wormhole-grown produce.

Meet Jane, who hand-harvests quantum-entangled eggs.

Meet Joe, who brews our coffee using a process that warps the fabric of space-time.

Relativity Cafe Menu

Our Staff

Albert Jr., Manager of Time Travel Operations

Sarah, Head Chef of Quantum Cuisine

Bob, Quantum Physicist and Resident Genius

Check out our staff calendar, featuring lectures on the science of time travel!

Relativity Cafe Events

Events

Lecture: "Time Travel for Beginners" by Albert Jr. (Every Friday at 3pm)

Lecture: "Quantum Mechanics for the Curious" by Quantum Bob (Every Sunday at 1pm)

View all our lectures!

Relativity Cafe Events Lectures

Lectures

"Time Travel for Beginners" by Albert Jr.

"Quantum Mechanics for the Curious" by Quantum Bob

"Black Holes for Breakfast" by Jane

View our advanced lectures!

Relativity Cafe Events Lectures Advanced

Advanced Lectures

"Time Dilation for the Discerning" by Albert Jr.

"Gravitational Waves for Grownups" by Bob

"Quantum Entanglement for Experts" by Jane

Relativity Cafe Events Calendar

Event Calendar

Every Friday at 3pm: Time Travel for Beginners

Every Sunday at 1pm: Quantum Mechanics for the Curious

Every Wednesday at 2pm: Gravitational Waves for Grownups

Check out our quantum entanglement events!

Relativity Cafe Events Quantum Entanglement

Quantum Entanglement Events

"Quantum Entanglement for Beginners" by Albert Jr.

"Quantum Entanglement for Experts" by Jane

"Quantum Entanglement for the Curious" by Bob

Check out our advanced quantum entanglement events!

Relativity Cafe Events Quantum Entanglement Advanced

Advanced Quantum Entanglement Events

"Quantum Entanglement for the Discerning" by Albert Jr.