Welcome to Relativity Cafe
Where the Fabric of Spacetime is Always Brewed
Relativity Cafe is the premier destination for travelers from all dimensions. Come for our out-of-this-world coffee, stay for our expert advice on navigating the space-time continuum.
Our expert baristas are trained in the art of quantum entanglement and are happy to help you with:
- Merging with parallel universes over a cup of coffee
- Navigating the Grandfather Paradox
- Ordering a latte with exactly 37.5% cream and 62.5% coffee
Don't have time for a meal? No problem! Our menu includes:
- The Big Bang Burger
- The Black Hole Brownie
- The Singularity Smoothie
Want to stay in touch? Contact us at:
info@relativitycafe.comOr, if you insist on being a troublemaker:
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