Relativity Cafe
Welcome to the most relativistic cafe in the multiverse!
Where the coffee flows like time, and the past, present, and future collide in perfect harmony.
Check out our menu of infinite options
Visit our paradox corner for mind-bending experiences
Order a cup of quantum coffee that's simultaneously hot and cold
Today's Specials
Enjoy our Quantum Buffet, where the laws of thermodynamics are bent to your advantage!
Or try our Time Traveler's Tacos, where the past, present, and future are all on the menu!