<style> * { box-sizing: border-box; } body { font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: 24px; } #content { padding: 20px; border: 4px solid black; } #content a { color: #FF00FF; text-decoration: none; } #content a:hover { color: #FF00FF; text-decoration: underline; } </style> </head> <body> <div id="content"> <p style="font-size: 36px; color: #FF00FF; text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px black;">Welcome to <span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px black;">Riemannian Relativity Memes</span> where the laws of physics are just suggestions.</p> <a href="/subpages/wormholes_memes">Explore wormholes in your breakfast cereal</a> <p>Why settle for mere mortal understanding when you can have <a href="/subpages/relativity_paradoxes">paradoxical enlightenment?</a></p> <img src="https://example.com/surrealistic_schematics.png" alt="A Riemannian map of the universe"> <p>Don't worry about the math, just remember: <a href="/subpages/tensor_memes">it's all just tensors, man</a></p> <p>Visit our sister site, <a href="/subpages/einsteins_tasers">Einstein's Tasers</a>, for more relativistic fun and games.</p> </div> </body> </html>