RELAXATION INDEX

A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome, citizen! This is your comprehensive guide to the best relaxation techniques, activities, and products for the busy, overworked, and utterly exhausted.

• Nap Index: The Ultimate Guide to Sleeping Through Your Day
• Video Games for Idiots: The Best Titles to Play While Pretending to Be Awake
• Essential Oils: The Aromatic Panacea for Your Soul
• Tea for Two: The Art of Sipping Your Way to Happiness
• Meme Bingo: The Game Where You Try to Stay Sane