Are you feeling frazzled? Do the threads of your sanity have finally unraveled like a cheap sweater? Welcome, friend, to the world of relaxation techniques for people who are utterly bonkers!
Twirling in the Rain, a time-tested method of finding calm in a downpour of chaos. Making a Tent out of Your Clothing, because who needs actual shelter when you can just wrap yourself up like a human burrito? Doodling with Actual Lead Pencils, because sometimes the only way to quiet the cacophony is to create a new form of artistic expression.