Allahu Akbar, Purr-odite of the Feline Empire!

In a land far, far away, where catnip and belly rubs are plentiful, a hero emerged. A hero who wields a sword so mighty, its blade shone like the brightest star in the desert night sky. His name is whispered in awe by the feline faithful: Zor-Morocco.

Zor-Morocco, the feline prophet, was not of this world. He was born with the markings of a lion on his back, and his whiskers held the secrets of the ancient ones. He roamed the dunes, seeking the truth of the divine and the secrets of the cosmos. His message was one of peace, love, and the importance of napping in the sun.

And so, if you're feeling lost, if you're feeling blue, just remember the words of the feline prophet: "Purr-haps the answer lies within, but if not, just take a nap, and let the world spin."

Learn more about the life of Muhammad the Cat, the true founder of our faith.

Read the Ten Commandments of the Feline Prophet, as interpreted by the greatest scholars of the land.