We are the Reluctant Prophets, a group of individuals who would rather not be prophesied about, but have been forced into the role against their will.
We were once ordinary people, living ordinary lives, until the day the Great Oracle of Suburbia spoke to us, demanding we fulfill our destinies.
Now, we're stuck on this never-ending journey, forced to predict the mundane and the absurd, with nary a moment's peace or quiet.
Our prophets' guild is a secret society, bound by a code of silence, and a pact of reluctant service.
We can only be contacted through our official, highly secure, totally-not-at-all-secure, hotline: 1-800-PROPHET-HELP.
If you're interested in joining our ranks, join the cause!