Remote Viewing FAQ

Remote viewing is not actually a thing, but let's pretend it is.

What is Remote Viewing?

It's like... uh... ... this.

How does it work?

We're not really sure, but it involves a lot of staring at maps, looking for... ... things.

Is it real?

No. But wouldn't it be great if it was?

Can I learn to do it?

Only if you practice your... ... staring. Really.

What are the benefits?

Apparently, it's great for ... your sanity. Or maybe not.

Can I do it with my eyes closed?

Actually, yes. That's the best way to do it.

Can you prove it works?

We have ... this.

What's the deal with all the maps?

Maps are just like... ... maps.

Is it related to psychic powers?

No. It's just ... coincidental.