REMOTE CONTROLLED FIASCO

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Use

This website is currently under the remote control of an eccentric billionaire who insists on making poor life choices.

Features:

• The ability to control the temperature to 90 degrees Celsius from 3 kilometers away
• A 24-hour pizza delivery guarantee, but only if you order from the 3rd floor
• A complimentary toaster that only works on Wednesdays

Subpages:

• Temperature Controlled Chaos
• Pizza Panic Button
• Toaster Tuesday

Do not try to contact our customer service department. They're not here to help.

Instead, try our Feedback Form, but be warned, we're not listening.

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