Blerg's Renovation Contractors
Because Your Grandma's Basement is a Nightmare
We'll make your home look like you tried, but didn't actually care
Our Services:
Renovation
(Making your house look slightly less like a college dorm)
Remodeling
(Replacing the 1980s-era avocado green tile)
Design
(Our expert designers will make sure your home looks like a slightly less awful IKEA catalog)
Our Team:
Blerg
(CEO and Chief Renovation Officer)
Bob
(Our resident tile expert)
Jane
(Our resident 'We're not paying her enough')