When the rent is overdue, it's like life itself is overdue. You're overdue for a haircut, overdue for a social life, and maybe even overdue for a mental evaluation.
Overdue for a Haircut Overdue Life Choices Mental Evaluation$200 for the rent is now overdue. That's like, $200. For two days.
$50 for a late fee. Because, you know, late fees are the best.
$500 for a 'rent-is-overdue' therapy session. Because, you know, it's not like we're all broke and in debt already or anything.
Late Fee TherapistYou've been growing it out for months, but you know it's just not your style.
Time to break the cycle of bad haircuts and mediocre self-esteem.
Bad Haircuts of the MonthLike, you're 30, and you're still eating ramen noodles for dinner every night.
Time to level up, or down, or whatever.
Ramen Noodle PhilosophyBecause, let's be real, it's not like you're functioning as an adult or anything.
Time to get a real job, or, like, therapy.
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