Looking for a place to live? Look no further! We have a variety of rentals available in the city, including:
- Apartment 1: A cramped, dingy box with a view of the trash compactor in the alley
- Apartment 2: A slightly less-cramped, slightly less-dingy box with a view of the dumpster in the alley
- Apartment 3: A spacious, well-lit box with a view of the city skyline (but no windows)