Rental Repair Shop: Where broken things go, apparently.

We specialize in fixing the things you've managed to break, because, let's be real, you're probably not exactly the most careful person.

Our expert technicians (read: guys with hammers and a can of WD-40) are on hand to mend the most absurd, the most bizarre, the most unfixable things.

Check our price list for more information on what exactly we're talking about.

Popular Repairs:

Broken toaster that still somehow manages to work, but only if you press the button 5 times
Torn pages from your favorite novel, because you really should be reading more, anyway
That one toy you've had since childhood that still somehow works, despite 20 years of neglect

Or, if all else fails, our Warranty will take care of it, somehow.

A special note from the owner: "I still don't understand how you managed to break that, but I'll try."