Report Abuse Form

Don't @ us. We have feelings too.

Fill out the form below to report any abuse you may have experienced at the hands of our totally-not-robotic customer service team.

What did we do wrong? (Check all that apply)

Describe the abuse you experienced: Suggest how we can do better:

Abuse reports will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis by our panel of experts in the fields of Extreme Irony, Sarcasm and Unrelenting Silliness.

Or, just ignore us and go away.