Report 1: "The Great Cheese Incident"

On 3/22/2023, at approximately 4:47 PM, a rogue chunk of cheddar exploded in the server room. The blast was so powerful that it melted 3/4 of the office furniture, including the CEO's favorite chair.

Eyewitnesses claim the cheese was possessed, and its last words were, "YOU SHOULD HAVE USED WAX COATING."