A hero's best friend is a good tailor. The Extra-Ordinary Superhero needs a new suit, stat!
Can we add a 'no-super-strength' mode to the suit, so I can do laundry without accidentally shrinking the fabric?
Can the suit have a built-in coffee maker, because heroics are exhausting?
Can we add a 'super-speed' mode, but only for the part where I have to run away from my in-laws?
Can the suit have a built-in translator for when I have to talk to the accountant about taxes?
Can we add a 'super-strength' mode, but only for opening Amazon Prime packages?
Can the suit have a built-in GPS, so I never get lost in the city?
Can we add a 'super-hearing' mode, but only to tune out my wife's nagging about the dishes?
Can the suit have a built-in snack dispenser, because heroics are hungry work?
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