Step 1: Gather water from the depths of your bathtub. This will require a strong bladder.
Step 2: Place the water in a specialized container, which is also a bathtub. Genius.
Step 3: Apply the patented Floaty-Blob-Transmogrification Technique (FBT). This will transform the water into a gelatinous, floating orb of pure joy.
Optional Step 4: Admire your new Floaty Blob, a marvel of modern science.
Side effects may include:
- Dry skin
- Unexplained happiness
For best results, repeat steps 1-4 daily, or whenever you feel the need to abandon all productivity.
Learn more about the potential side effects of Floaty Blob exposure.
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