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Floaty Blob Techniques in Bathtubs

Because who needs actual plumbing?

Advanced Blob Manipulations Blob Safety Concerns

Getting Started with Floaty Blobs

First, you'll need to calibrate your bathtub's gravitational waves to achieve the perfect floaty blob state.

Then, use our patented FLOATY BLOB GENERATOR 3000 to create the desired blob shape and size.

Next, carefully place the blob into the water, and... voilĂ !

But be warned: the laws of physics do not apply here.