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Requests Reopened: This Website

We're glad you asked. Again. And again. And again... You know what they say: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try again!"

Here are some reasons why we reopened this website:

We realized we forgot to turn off the lights in the server room.
We found a typo in our "Out of Business" notice.
We got tired of the neighbors' cat's constant meowing.

Read why we didn't just make it a website in the first place. What was the original plan, again? What else did we forget?