We get a request. We read it. We process it. We forget about it.
Step 2: Our AI Overlords DecideOur AI overlords, housed in a server room of doom, weigh in on the merits of your request. They are never wrong.
Step 3: We Fulfill Your RequestWe do something. We make it happen. We send it to you. And you like it.
Or maybe not.
Step 4: You Complain to UsWe pretend to care. We offer solutions. We ignore you.
Step 5: We Pretend to Fix ItWe send you a fake update. You're satisfied. For now.
Then we do it all again.
Disclaimer: This is just our process. Don't @ us.