Our Fulfillment Process

Step 1: We Receive Your Request

We get a request. We read it. We process it. We forget about it.

Step 2: Our AI Overlords Decide

Step 2: Our AI Overlords Decide

Our AI overlords, housed in a server room of doom, weigh in on the merits of your request. They are never wrong.

Step 3: We Fulfill Your Request

Step 3: We Fulfill Your Request

We do something. We make it happen. We send it to you. And you like it.

Or maybe not.

Step 4: You Complain to Us

Step 4: You Complain to Us

We pretend to care. We offer solutions. We ignore you.

Step 5: We Pretend to Fix It

Step 5: We Pretend to Fix It

We send you a fake update. You're satisfied. For now.

Then we do it all again.

Disclaimer: This is just our process. Don't @ us.