Style.css: The Ultimate Guide to Making Your Website Look Radically Awful

Warning: Reading this file may cause permanent damage to your eyes, your brain, and your sense of taste. Proceed with caution.

Why Bother?

Are you tired of your website looking like every other website? Well, we have the solution for you! Our Style.css file is designed to make your website look like it was made by a kindergartener on a sugar high.

Key Features:

• Unreadable font sizes: We've made sure that our font sizes are so large that you'll need to squint just to see what's going on.
• Clashing colors: Because who needs a color scheme when you can have a mess?
• Random background images: Because why not? It's not like it's going to distract from your content or anything.
• Animations: We've added some animations that will drive you nuts! (Not really, but you might feel like it.)

Getting Started:

Just save this file to your computer and upload it to your website. Then, sit back and enjoy the ride!

Or, you know, just don't.

Subpages:

Want more information on our other, completely-not-useless style guides?

• Structure.css: Because Who Needs Aesthetics, Anyway?
• Semantics.css: Where We Pretend to Understand HTML