Displacement Methods:
Our team of highly-trained, expert chrono-displacement specialists have developed the following methods to rescue you from your current time-stream:
Time-Traveling Dodgeball
Using our patented Time-Traveling Dodgeball technology, our team will launch a high-speed, high-impact dodgeball at your current time-stream, creating a localized temporal displacement effect.
Chrono-Displacement Helmets
Our chrono-displacement helmets use advanced, cutting-edge technology to create a localized temporal displacement field, protecting you from the dangers of your current time-stream.
Paradoxical Pogo Stick
Using our patented Paradoxical Pogo Stick technology, our team will create a localized temporal displacement effect by launching you from the ground to a random, unpredictable time-stream.